And Now for Something Completely Different

I can't wait until I'm old enough to steal my dad's beer!

On November 19, at the stroke of midnight, our daughter, Violet, said hello to the world. I can't wait until she's old enough to tell her teachers, classmates, friends and parents of friends that her daddy drinks beer for a living. Perhaps I should start a support group: Drinking Dads of the Craft-Beer Industry? The Pants-less Parents Association? Bring Daddy His Aspirin, He Has a Head Boo-Boo? Now back to figuring out how these newborns work. She seems to have arrived without the instruction manual.