Year in Dining: Restaurant Double-Takes

How can you tell these restaurants apart? Hire me and I'll tell you!

You know, every week I write reams of stories that I'm remiss about telling y'all about. Why? Perhaps laziness. Perhaps! But now I'll aim to do better and spread the gospel of my adjectives and adverbs. Huzzah! Today's tale: a piece for Metromix about how to tell similarly named restaurants apart. It's service journalism at its finest, my friends. Curious? Read ahead!