All You Can Eat (Burp)

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Only because it’s mildly entertaining, and I enjoy encouraging mankind to engage in wanton gluttony, transforming into Stay-Puft Marshmallow Men and Women, I will present this latest Metromix ditty: All You Can Eat. Can you taste the delicious journalism? Oh, I can. No, wait—that’s just tears shed for my rapidly imploding industry.

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