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Dollar Grub Goes on Vacation

Coney Island boardwalk. Photo: Sam Horine/Metromix

Eating 10 one-dollar slices of pizza nearly destroyed me. “I hurt so bad,” I told my photographer Sam. We’d just completed our last Dollar Grub adventure, exploring the greasy world of discount pizza, and my stomach felt like a war zone. “I need a break from cheap food.”

Those are words I never imagined I’d utter. Over the past three-plus years, I’d filled my iron stomach with pig ears and medicinal liquor, dodgy beef empanadas and cut-rate ice cream cones. Nothing fazed me. But with bargain-basement pizza, I’d reached my breaking point. Perhaps I could take a sabbatical from inexpensive eats, or maybe a…vacation?

“Dollar Grub needs a vacation!” I told my editor. He agreed, likely feeling guilty about sending me on my pizza mission. Thus, last week I brought my appetite to New York City’s twin capitals of sunny, sandy relaxation: Coney Island and Rockaway Beach. My one-dollar limit was temporarily lifted, and I was no longer confined to eating fried dough in its many, many forms. From skyscraping tortas to luscious to crunchy arepas to cheeseburgers that, in the best way possible, recalled McDonald’s, here’s how Dollar Grub spent its summer vacation. Check out the full slideshow over at Metromix!

Dollar Pizza. Or, My Worst Idea Ever

Photo: Sam Horine

I am a man filled with many bad ideas, but this may have been the worst: spend the day carousing Manhattan, eating nothing bu slices of pizza that cost a buck. The adventure was for my Metromix Dollar Grub column, a moment of low-cost inspiration I’m still ruing all these years later. Want to see me go from hungry to queasy? Check out the full story at Metromix. Eat it up!

Dollar Grub: Washington Heights

Photo: Sam Horine

Oh, my tummy. In the latest installment of my Metromix Dollar Grub column, I take my appetite and gluttony north, to Manhattan’s Washington Heights. From pasteles to fried chunks of pork fat and mysterious milky liquids, I have my fill — and more. Curious? Eat it up!

Dollar Grub: Rockaway Beach

Photo by: Sam Horine. Happy now, Sam? Happy?!

Hi, there, honey pies. In the latest installment of my sporadic Dollar Grub column, I explore the culinary pleasures of Rockaway Beach. Mmm…hot dogs wrapped in garlic knots. Hungry? Eat it up!

Metromix Article: Dollar Grub, Hell’s Kitchen

Photo: Sam Horine

In the ongoing quest to shove nutritionally dubious foodstuffs into my mouth, I pen the Dollar Grub series for Web site Metromix. In this edition, I hit Hell’s Kitchen and consume more dollar pizza than one man should ever consume in one afternoon. And eat ice cream while standing in front of a by-the-hour hotel. Curious? Read the article here!

Dollar Grub: Corona

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Lord, I love me the dollar bill. In my latest installment of Dollar Grub, for Metromix, I visited the Italian-Latino corridor of Corona, Queens. It’s a land of tamales, empanadas, empanadas, empanadas and the odd cannoli. Want to know why there’s acid chewing a hole in my stomach? Eat it up!

Dollar Grub: Coney Island Avenue

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Oh, hi there! Today’s article is a continuation of my long-running cheap-eats series, Dollar Grub. In my latest installment, I pedal my big ol’ thighs down Coney Island Avenue, snacking on the nabe’s best buck eats. Hungry? Eat it up!

Dollar Grub: Richmond Hill

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Ah, the cheapness returns. It never left. In this latst edition of dollar grub, I trek to the hinterlands of Richmond Hill, supping and snacking on blood-sugar-spiking snacks. Eat it up!

Dollar Grub: Chinatown

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Man, that guy is such a shmuck. Looks like he got himself in another adventure, trying to eat one-dollar foods in Chinatown. Are you hungry for cuttlefish skewers? If so, eat it up!

Dollar Grub: East Village

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Sigh, I’m such a cheap bastard. Today, find the latest installment of my Dollar Grub series. This time, I head down to the East Village and have a sweet, soft-serve Obama treat. Fo’ real. Eat it up!

Drunk of the Day: The $1 Boozer

 

Oh, what do we have here? Some farty-smarty who’s too good to get made fun of? Not quite. For Metromix today, I’ve penned another Dollar Grub feature—this one about beer. Watch me slowly devolve into a drunken mess!

Dollar Grub: Brighton Beach

Have you ever tried to slice an apple in half with a plastic knife? It ain’t easy, chickadees. Anyway, lookie here! It’s my latest installment of Dollar Grub: Brighton Beach edition. I look like an utter fool and nearly toss my cookies and pickles on the Cyclone. Then again, when do I not look like a fool?